I asked Crystal Bay to marry me because fate has decreed the both of us be single for the rest of our lives. So I thought "Okay, then lets just get married so we can be single TOGETHER", so I asked her to marry me, and
Crystal says:
maybe la. when i'm desperate enough. and when you stop having multiple girls. or casual sex. and prove that you are AIDS free
what's not to adore says:
I DO NOT HAVE CASUAL SEX
AND I DON'T HAVE AIDS
whalaooooo!
Crystal says:
you prove that first
After a little persuasion though,
Crystal says:
okay la. i still love you
Crystal says:
and when we marry. you must allow me to be ocd and allow me to do whatever i want with the house
and you wash your dirty training clothes yourself
what's not to adore says:
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
OKAY LAH
i buy those super imba ocd washing machines for you k (:
the ones that can adjust temperature and spin cycle and all
Crystal says:
nah, id rather your give me cash. we send everything to the laundrymart
we'll be rich enough to do that
AND I NEED A ROOM JUST FOR A HUGE MAP THAT WILL BE THE WALLPAPER AND A HUGE GLOBE
okay la, our wedding carriage will be purple and pulled by white horses, and we tie cans and pretty stuff behind the carriage
THE POWER OF LOVEEE (and persuasion) (:
-Suzie
Earlier this morning, I asked Miss Ng to help me write a testimonial for the NParks scholarship.
So she asked me a few questions that will enable her to write better.
One of the many was 'Any memorable incident that you would like to point out?'
I couldn't think of any relevant one so I asked Fahmi for help.
And he couldn't think of any either.
15 mins ago, Fahmi and I were talking over msn.
Fahmi says: have you written the qm thing?
Crystal says: I told her that I have nothing
Crystal says: I was like, urm, lets just leave that out.
Fahmi says: you could say stuff about organising people and boats for competition
Crystal says: I said that for the other questions
Crystal says: but nothing significantly memorable except shaun screaming
Fahmi says: haha
Fahmi says: yeah
Fahmi says: and the 10 pushups at kallang
Crystal says: OMG
Crystal says: i thought of that first by the way
Crystal says: although it was only 10, it was memorable
Fahmi says: yup totally (:
Fahmi says: if only we had pictures
Fahmi says: haha
Crystal says: haha, i also say.
Ahh, QM talk (:
Crystal
Hello ): I want to see Crystal Bay's abs again ): Will you show me your abs again?
They made me happy (:
-Suzie
Hello world, I was reading fmylife.com and,
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML
Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML
(: life is good (:
suzie
