huitong has lost it, today, she chose to drink water from the toilet over the water from macdonalds

hello friends (:
-the suzie

HAPPY LOVELY EIGHTEENTH PEIYI! as i said in the other post, no joseph here, because you rock just like that (: it's so weird typing this twice! but then hor, I STILL HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY SEXY WONDERFUL EIGHTEENTH TIMES TWO OKAY! [: may you get have fun with your boy that will make the whole world purple with envy, and may you be so sweet with him, that people'll get diabetes/rages of jealousy just watching the two of you (: and may you also be beautiful and sexy and weird and contradicting for the rest of your life. not to mention your lack of punctuation. love you peiyi (: have a sexily wild day (:

im sad that all this is gonna end. i know we all are gonna say that we will still hang out and all. but its just different. life is gonna change. we are all gonna meet new people, make new friends, find new make out buddies and all. and im gonna be soooo jealous that im no longer be the one you guys look for during breaks and hang out with during lunch, or sms weird messages when you are bored. we are all gonna move on with our little lives. :)

tired already, but the battle must go on.
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hello friends, everybody's missing ): i miss your pretty faces, breasts and butts ):
we should hold a wild lesbian party soon (: make some intense love (:

trash is in school. she intends to hold my hand while i get breasts implants and liposuction. not forgetting eyebrow implants and eyebrow shaping. the exquisite pain of it all (:
wang is doing everything with her newly found 48hours a day, that added on to her ability to function with 15 min of sleep a day, she is undefeatable.
the peiyi is having fun with boys and screws.
tongster is ACTUALLY STUDYING after much persuasion/screams from the whole wide world
linger is freezing her sexy little butt off in her ultimate face-the-wall-corner
mingen is screaming silent curses at the moron who dared to steal her oldham table
idk what jasmine and gabby are doing ): that's sad ):
the suzie is camping at airports and dreaming of running off to the army
hello friends, after the weeks of torture and suicidal thoughts we must play okay. so please try not to kill yourself just yet (:

we will all win nobel prizes and be filthy rich : D a few k will be nothing
-the suzie

just so you friends have something different to read when you get too bored with the books (:

:D says:
i hope singapore never goes to war. i would never look at you the same
chris; outfield sucks says:
lol
chris; outfield sucks says:
i hope singapore never goes to war too
chris; outfield sucks says:
but it would be quite cool though
chris; outfield sucks says:
i was reading about this guy, during wwII
chris; outfield sucks says:
during the duration of wwII, he managed to kill so many people and got so many awards and honours, he was promoted to a super high rank for like a 20 year old
chris; outfield sucks says:
but i dont really wanna kill people
chris; outfield sucks says:
i rather stay with all the women and children and practise civil defense while the other army men go to war
:D says:
all those lonely women
:D says:
with all their lonely women needs.
chris; outfield sucks says:
need a guy like me



don't mess with the monitor-lizard-guzzling man!
-suzanne seah (:

let's go for gabby's post prom, at the "howl at the moon" club (i don't know if that's the name of the club, or gabby's description of it :/ ) it's only $16 compared to the $21343241241354352141243 to sit down and eat in a hotel room (:

i have nothing against prom, lah. it's just expensive S:
-seah suzanne [:

okay, i've been integrating til my wrists hurt and my thumb cracked, plus py's bored of looking at the same post everyday. so the suzie will rescue her from her boredom (:
i have nothing much to say though ): except that i really do not want to do the person i tagged "your mother" i didn't realise it until someone spelt it out! i'd rather do a monkey. or your grandmother. or a cow. alright then, for the benefit of the friends who are not well versed with economics/acsi blog(s)/nj xanga(s)/forwarded emails, here's the 21 most fabulous economic models in the world (:

21 Economic Models Explained with Cows

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk
away ...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of
credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a
debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four
cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a
Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells
the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one
more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you
with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull. (haha (: )

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want
three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it
worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk
themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the fuck out of you and invade your
country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy ...

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

[SOURCE: Jonathan MacDonald]

okay, i know it's OLD. but whalaoeh. i have no life okay. 'm always the last one to find out about such things. and for people who have already seen the damn thing 23524524512312times on acsi blog(s)/nj xanga(s)/forwarded emails, i will make it up to you friends with a happy/weird song (:

deciphering reflections from reality- playradioplay

(this one sounds better)

(this has nicer peektures)

kanasai, no music video.make do, lah (:

My parachute didn't open
and when my back up failed
the pixie dust prevailed
and I woke up next to you
all I wanted was to hold you

I was born in a city
however small
it held a hospital
for location where I came into being
it was all down hill from there

what do you do
when your life's a disaster
and you're moving faster
and it's getting harder to breathe

what do you say
if someone is right but
you disagree
even if it's the truth

I was told you are depressed
by a little bird
that was severly hurt
as it did not notice my window
it just flew wherever the wind blows
as it convulsed on the pavement
it whispered I am hated
your genetic flaws
I said say it all
you cant decipher reflections from reality
but neither can I

I noticed neither can I
I noticed neither can I
I noticed neither can I

you are the circle
I am the square
I have the none cut
you have the cool hair
we both take showers
for almost an hour
but only once a week or two

what do you do
when your life's a disaster
and you're moving faster
and it's getting harder to breathe

what do you say
if someone is right but
you disagree even if its the truth

happy boys and happy girls we'll be
-suzanne seah [:

We will fight with desire
Train with Humility
Live with integrity
And with friendship above all
The best is yet to be

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