ACANOEINGIRLS :D

YOUR LONG AWAITED OCIP CHANCE IS FINALLY HERE!!!

Well... some people have decided to come over to MY house, YES IN MALAYSIA, and NO NOT IN KL, IN JOHOR...anyways, we were thinking of going to buy TONS of DVDs for the canoeing chalet/camp thing (12 - 14 nov) so that we can have movie marathon! or have a movie marathon at my house. THEN I CAN BRING U GUYS TO EAT GOOD FOOD!!! and we can go shopping for our team jacket and get it printed!!

obviously its a stay over, so we were thinking 8 - 9 nov, which is like a thurs and fri.. so we can have like land training or something in the morning and then come over to malaysia and go back on friday since theres no training. BUT of course, the dates are tentative. if u want any other dates or if the training times are changed, then we'll change the days la. so WHAT DAY U WANT??? or is thurs and fri ok??

TELL ME! and if u're parents say its dangerous, say u are going KL cos apparently, people have this weird idea that KL is safer than johor. i mean, we are talking bout MALAYSIA here! everywhere is dangerous! hahah! just kidding! but seriously, my area is damn safe.so tell them not to worry (:

remember to tell me ok!

all hail free labour! huitong

We were all sitting in Huitong's car w/ crystal bay licking off tomato sauce from her hot dog bun.

Huitong, "I would never want to be a hotdog...swimming in chilli sauce then get licked by crystal"

i think we all got it. huitong doesn't want to be crystal's hotdog xD

With effect from next week we need to follow these standard procedures every water training.

Warm-ups
Carry out life jackets and paddles and lay out on the grass patch
One person count no. of paddles and life jackets taken out
EVERYONE wears life jackets immediately after it is taken out of the shed. DO NOT put it in the boat or hold it in your hands. The life jacket is to be worn at all times once its taken out except when returning it to the shed or when changing over. This is to prevent any more life jackets from going missing.
Carry boats out.
Check the boats for any damages or missing parts.
Hit water.
Report any damages to the QMs as soon as it is spotted. DO NOT go to the coaches to complain. QMs are to record all these damages and also take down the names of the boats that were sent for repair and what was fixed.
Pack up.
Check boats again for any damages.
Lay out all the paddles and life jackets and count. The person who counted before training is to count again.
Warm-downs.

Please try to follow these procedures or there will be consequences as wei guo promised.

Huitong

benjamin: "weiguo's one is big furry, and quite comfortable also"

i swear it was incredibly funny at that point in time,
-seah suzanne [:

Shaun says read all these up.

Lower back pain:
http://www.military.com/NewContent/0,13190,Smith_031504,00.html

Piriformis Syndrome:
http://www.spineuniverse.com/displayarticle.php/article170.html

http://www.thestretchinghandbook.com/archives/piriformis-syndrome.php

Piriformis Stretching extercise:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nm1a7SBXRMo

Ok, so make sure you stretch yourselves and avoid unneccessary injury/pain. (: Don't be lazy.

I AM SO NOT GRUMPY IN THAT PHOTO pls la...
and there is also no resemblance whatsoever...

so u guys can seriously stop calling me jonan...because its OLD. u hear me?OLD.

anyways, i think it was yesterday...or the day before...
I WAS TALKING TO 5 JONANs. yes u heard me right .
5 JONANs.

all with the same display pic. the one with me looking 'GRUMPY' when i was actually looking like this -________-'' thats my sian look.

u must be wondering how the hell the entire WORLD got that picture of me! and how COINCIDENTALLY the whole WORLD was using it as their display pic and how coincidentally the whole WORLD had jonan as their nick.
well, its really not very tough to figure out who did THIS to me...
S. HO took that photo.
he then sent that photo to RACHEL WANG (who tried to kill me with a k2) thinking that she was me( ya right)
who then used it as her display pic
and then somehow conspired with S.HO and both used it as their display pic and both their nicks were JONAN
and then people like suzanne seah and jeff( who should be studying) somehow saw that pic and all wanted that pic of me
and then RACHEL WANG gave it to them
and all this while i STILL didnt have the pic of myself (but the rest of the world had it, go figure-->RACHEL WANG & S. HO!!!!)
and jeff was being retarded as usual
and he started annoying me
like all the other 3 jonans that were talking to me
and then jeff came up with a BRIGHT IDEA and added 4 JONANs to the convo...thats when i was wondering...hmm... i thought there were only 4 jonans including jeff...

guess what! jeff added the REAL JONAN YONG.
thanks alot jeff! really. i really mean it from the bottom of my heart. THANKS ALOT.
so i was talking and screaming at everyone in that convo for annoying me and it was really damn confusing to talk to 5 jonans at the same time and i didnt even know who the hell i was really talking to. like seriously.
i think that at one point jeff started to talk to himself thinking that no one knew...but WE KNEW... he was like saying jeff u should be studying...to himself. thats for studying too much bio and chem in one night! haha and he gave himself 7 mins to laugh at his own lame story that he came up with. haha jeff and ling and wesley and fahmi really belong together man...haha...all the 'FUNNY' people.

it was damn confusing. haha and i think at one point someone got confused and thought that i was RACHEL WANG. HAHA!

its quite stupid. JEFF should have been studying. haha
i mean its ok for us to waste time like that but JEFF u should be studying! thats like the millionth time im saying that. haha i feel like im as naggy as mommy.haha

talking about wasting time, i feel damn sad
i have so much time on my hands and i have no idea what i should do. its damn sad! yesterday, peiyi called me at like 11plus right after i woke up ( i slept for 12 hours straight :D ) and was asking me to go out with her because she was damn bored! haha it was quite random but i was feeling the same too...although i had tons of movies that i could watch at home, being the nice kid that i am, i agreed to meet her for apple strudel. and being the nice kid that i STILL am, i asked crystal bay along since i was in the area, and she asked rachel wang. and i drove all the way to her house to find that out and crystal bay being the smart girl that can speak malay, she decided to give my driver the WRONG directions in MALAY and we ended up making a DAMN long u-turn and after we made this DAMN LONG u-turn, rachel wang called to say 'I DONT WANT TO GO' and we were halfway there to her house. and she was like no no no no no no. APPARENTLY, crystal bay decided to decide for rachel wang and we had to threaten to drag her ass down from her house into the car before she said yes. so she finished her lunch in 2 mins and rushed down (: and then it was her turn to give wrong directions and we ended up making another DAMN LONG u-turn and by the time we made it to the place, pei yi had already been waiting for 25 mins. haha sorry pei yi. NOT MY FAULT. blame it on these two smart ass girls who think that they know damn lot of malay and were trying to compete and see who knew more malay when I, who know the most malay amongst us, was there watching them make a fool out of themselves in front of me and my MALAY driver who must have been laughing his ASS OFF at these two girls. hahahaha

anyways, laughing at their smartness is not the important part. the important part is that IM SO DAMN BORED I GOT NO WHERE TO GO AFTER SCHOOL! i was calling almost every single person on my contacts asking them where they were and i seriously sounded damn sad! im like this sad kid thats got no where to go. although people wanted to drag my ass to haji lane again. its on the other side of the PLANET so please dont ask me to go there unless u drive the not-so-magic schoolbus. haha

ok..so my life right now is pretty sad. i got so much time on my hands but i still havent started on OP or my I&R. and i also havent started on my mugging for next year's TERMS or SUPPLEMENTARY EXAMS or worst, PROMOS. and rachel,this is not myself wallowing in self pity but, MY LIFE IS SERIOUSLY DAMN SAD NOW!!

oh ya, WHOS ALL THESE WEIRD PEOPLE TAGGING!?!?!!?! all u stalkers, its fine if u stalk, but please let us know who's stalking us. thank you (:

pls bring me somewhere fun to play! im bored! huitong

The grumpy jonan we saw on friday:

rachel (: says:
whatever la
rachel (: says:
there is like no resemblance at all la

Don't be sad huitong. You still look alike. (:

RACHEL

today's training was...

tiring
boring
boring
boring
boring
boring
BORING

wow...i guess that sums it all up!

if only i wasnt FORCED to row the k1 ALL BY MYSELF when rachel wang, ling erz (yes, thats what rachel calls her now), pei yi and crystal bay decided to abandon me to row k2 themselves and if rachel wang or crystal bay knew how to steer the boat and go in a straight line or if they would row a little slower for me to ride their multi directional wash, MAYBE THEN I WOULD HAVE ENJOYED TRAINING AND HAVE MORE THAN ONE MISERABLE WORD TO DESCRIBE IT.

the only good thing that happened was that i learnt to row better, and we got free ice cream again! this time courtesy of amanda(: we ate at cold rock at holland v and it was quite nice (: but im so going to die if i eat ice cream again in the next few days...

and, shaun, the malaysian jokes are getting a bit old... just a bit.

and u also suck for sending the pics to rachel instead of me!! im so going to make u cap at the 1 k mark for this!!

AND FOR THE 100TH TIME, THERE IS GOING TO BE A 10K TIME TRIAL NEXT SATURDAY WHETHER U LIKE IT OR NOT SO STOP COMPLAINING! (or make modified whining noises)

im so full but i need to eat lunch AGAIN ): huitong

so its my turn to blog about K4!!!

we did K4 today again and this time instead of a noisy ass we have a shaky ass! haha. but the shaking ass wasnt too shaky so we didnt cap in the 8 k we rowed today. there were extreme tilts now and then but it was ok. apparently the shaky ass was shaking top to toe. dont worry shaky ass youll get the hang of it.

oh we did washriding today and it was quite fun, rowing together, going out together, catching up then falling back. and taking turns to cap too. and if you listen carefully youll notice that

1) rachel makes a series of incoherent low grumbling noises/whines
2) suzanne goes ah shit/**c*
3) huitong goes *&%&*%$#$@#$%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you get what i mean

hello people!
because rachel wang refuses to blog about every single second that happened today... i shall fill u in on all the scoops! (of ice cream, haha)

I WASTED 10 bucks on a cab...i thought i was going to be damn late but it turned out that I was the EARLIEST person there and had to wait like forever for ling ling and rachel wang to come! luckily crystal bay was there... but still...MY 10 BUCKS!!!!

ok then we rowed our k2 happily down the lanes and we did a total of 12 KM!!!! including k4!!:D yes i just HAD to say it again...K4K4K4!!!!

haha it was fun!:D:D and according to shaun, we only capped once! and we learn damn fast! and we learnt faster than the seniors! haha we rock man...WE ROCK!

so sorry golorina, suzy, and jean...we know u guys were damn on about rowing k4 but unfortunately, for oversleeping and being lazy bums, U MISSED THE GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY!!! hahaha i know u guys wanted it damn much but im so sorry...i would have told u about it if i could...but then again..MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE! hahahahahahaha

and did i tell u how nice the ice cream was??? it was nice:D hahha! it was quite funny sitting in the not-so-magic-schoolbus haaha! we felt like we were being kidnapped la! and and and...

Crystal says:
& i want to tell rachel that ulu place is not ulu. it's called haji lane!

and crystal bay insists that i talk about the ants and the fishes....
did u know that the ants were living under the seat of poseidon??!?!?!?!?? thats why got so much ants!!!! not cause they crawled in but cause they've been living there the entire time!!!! so bloody disgusting! we had to flush them out la...then when the disgusting ants fell into the water, the fishes came over to eat them up!!!all those disgusting creatures at macritchie....DISGUSTING! and the fishes are not cute, crystal bay...

ill post the pics of us eating ice cream soon...unfortunately, we didnt get to take a photo of us in the k4...but anyways, WE ROWED THE K4!!
haha, just to rub salt in the wound! haha

ok,time to go sleep now... so that i wont have to take cab again tmr morning! haha
nights..

im not the ass, huitong

hello (:

remember the ptmf said... tmr free water trng = row anything you want!

and four people turned up for training. so guess what we rowed?

K4!! (: (:

Hahaha k4!. (: so exciting! Haha lol. Its like pulling non existant water, damn light especially when you sit in front as though we're cruising around with barely any effort. Did about 6k in it! (: Rowed around change positions sat in front behind and everywhere and huitong was the ass! (third seat.. you know the fronts the brain the middles the body and the lasts the leg.. so.. haha!) But its so so super long everytime we turned we covered like the WHOLE 6 lanes hahahaha. But there was like NO ONE else on the water! so picture.. mc ritchie to yourselves.. in a nice cool k4 on a breezy friday morning! (: yay! (: Hahaha. lol. So it was chun ling, crystal, huitong and me! (: Hahaha. It was actually kinda unstable at first but when you start getting used to tilting and moving together, its fun! (: hahaha. Then shaun asked the back three to row with their eyes close.. haha lol it was quite nice until..I somehow skipped a stoke and we found ourselves swimming in the water. Oops. Haha. I'm sure swimming was fun too! Anyway, you have to try it for yourselves to find out! Haha.

Okay and huitong wants you to know this!
rachel (: says:
and u forgot about weiguo!!
rachel (: says:
the ACCIDENT

Haha. Weiguo "accidentally" fell into the water while dry rowing at the pontoon. lol smart right. Huitong was like oh oops then splash! flat on his face lol. And he grumbled that now he was wet. Lol what's water training without getting wet right? Haha. She's such a lousy actress lah. If you wanted it to really seem like an accident he should fall first then oops right! Haha. lol.

Anyway, my point is: It pays to come for training! So all you lazy bums get yourselves down for training! Hahaha! If not.. you'll miss out! Tsk tsk.

And after that we sat in the not-so-magical school bus (shaun's van apparantly) and went out for lunch. Then went on a tour somewhere at bugis thats really ulu but interesting. lol. But shaun's not a very good tour guide though.. haha! And we went for free ice cream at pluck! (shaun's treat! and huitong wants to be recognised that the treat was due to the courtesy of her.. haha) (: Small little cool place (:

Okay, moral of the story is (as you can tell by now)... COME FOR TRAINING! Hahaha!
I feel mean for doing this. But then.. haha didn't i say come for training? lol.

Oh by the way, paddles are supposedly coming next week! So pay up to crystal bay asap! (: Its $73.

RACHEL

i do tolerate chinese music okay! and sometimes i even appreciate chinese songs [:
suzanne seah saw a long finger, fell in love with big pretty nitwits, found out that 'c''s her new favourite alphabet, and died [:
i think talking about myself in the third person's really very strange, but suzanne seah thinks that being strange is cool (that's what she uses to console herself when people remind her time and time again of her status as the STRANGE MAN)
did i mention how i owned the chem paper?
i finished the mcqs in TEN MINUTES!
and i didn't even have to read the questions! [:
you can't go THAT wrong with 'c's! (C FOR CHEMISTRY)
and lingling threatened to throw fishballs at me. she broke my heart ):
and the dragon shirts are unbelivably small! (and i'm not being retarded okay! even lingling said so! and tim koh said something along that line too!)
anyway,PROMOS ARE BLOODY OVER OKAY
i finally registered that.and yah yah yah. we have chinese As and all that crap
BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT MAN. promos are O V E R [:
and it's really weird, but i bloody miss trainiN. HEHH [:
LETS ALL TRAIN AND TRAIN AND TRAIN muahahahaha
AND MINGEN, GOOD LUCK FOR HISTORY! [:

the love of my life, her name is sophie
seah suzanne [: