ACANOEINGIRLS :D

Im like SOOOO frickin hungry right now n there's like food next to me but...for all my readers out there, i'll bear with the pain and write u this post...im soooo noble right?

1. Jean man-ninizer Koh Su Ern is now officially JEAN MEn-ninizer Koh Su Ern.
No need for me to explain right? it is sooo duh...its men-ninizer cos she flirts with not only 1 man but tons of men! hahaha

2. I m not the world's greatest glutton. IM SERIOUS.
This morning, i had this tiny piece of bread left in my hands and rachel was like ' what's that' and i swear, if i hadnt blinked i would have seen her wipe off the saliva on her face.
Then during one of the breaks, Jean was eyeballin this random guy's food n was like 'what's that' and i swear again, if i didnt blink, i would have seen her wipe off the saliva on her face.
Last week, i bought pizza and lasagna back to skul and rachel immediately 'ran' to my table and was like all smiley face and nice to me and all...she ate half of my pizza by the way...
N jus now, when i asked her to buy food from the canteen before it closed, she REFUSED to and ended up eating my food...again...and she had her smiley face again...
N dont tink i forgot u peiyi! although u dont do it to me all the time, but after all those times u told us wad u ate for the day, im sure at least 50% was about u having bites from other ppl's food! haha
Chun Ling is also another one!! remember her eating crystal's pizza after every1 had already left the table and was leaving already??

3. My mommy is lesbian. :o
apparently, my mommy has a girlfren----> gagagagaga. n i onli found out today durin econs lecture...now i feel so disgusted! how can u do this to me mommy? this is like soooooo detrimental to my growth la!! first, me being adopted, now u being lesbian??? PLS!!

4. My mommy sets a bad example:(
for the VERY FIRST TIME today, i climbed over the back gate!! t-i-m-m-y, chun ling and mommy were like, 'climbing the back gate would save u soooo much time la' and they gave me no choice but to climb the gate!!! SERIOULSY, it was my first time and i felt sooo bad! but then i got over it after i got some food in my stomach! haha! n i actually climbed over the thing faster than chun ling even though she's done it like sooo many times.haha ( i can do pull ups at the highest bar in macritchie and chun ling didnt believe and she tried too but she couldnt even reach the bar. hahaha told u i was from high jump...)

5.I m like sooooo important!
jus now, i was like feeling lazy and all n i didnt want to go for trng tmr but my teammates were like sooooo unhappy with that cos IM the onli reason they look forward to trngs...here's proof!
mingmingming says:
huitong YOU better go down.
IM hungry im hungry im hungry im hungry im hungry im hungry im hungry im hungry im hungry.... says:
wad
jean says:
why isn't huihui going?
mingmingming says:
she say she dont wanna go
IM hungry im hungry im hungry im hungry im hungry im hungry im hungry im hungry im hungry.... says:
i lazy
mingmingming says:
hutiong you better go!!!
Crystal says:
TONG TONG!
Crystal says:
don't. please go.
mingmingming says:
ok. tong tong just go down pls!
mingmingming says:
but tong tong! go down anyway
elizabeth says:
ALLY GO!

they were soooo bent on making me go... i know i know, u guys cant train without seeing me ryt? I know!

6.Kai yan misses rowing boat. n pull ups
she has been asking us whether we wanted to do pull ups( like NO!) like every single time we see her! n she misses rowing in amphitrite. AW...but now its MINE hahaha!! dont worry, i'll take good care of it :D

hmm, i guess that's all i have to report for today! stay tuned for more Huitong updates!!:)

yes!! i finally get to EAT!!! huitong:D

i'm sorry i cannot run ):
i will train harder to run faster! so i can keep up and i won't lag behind ):
and tongtong! from now on i'll bring gatorade EVERYWHERE. so if you feel dizzy doing lunch programme you have gatorade also! [:
and yesss tongtong. i do want to own our juniors next year! so much that i ran again today! not much though. but i'll run MORE okay?
and you must run with me (as much as you hate me) and not abandon me! okay okay okay!
i thought training was unbelivably exhausting.but then again i always find training unbelivably exhausting.
but i have to say okay! if i sincerely die halfway. you all cannot leave me at SP and run back to school! i will sit there and cry my big ugly butt off!
oh yes, since huitong says the bag isn't obscenely gay and she'd have no qualms about carrying it around. i have absolutely no objections [:
oh yes, and gosh for dboat! lets all be very wonderful submissive females and listen to the frontmen. and ignore elson and tim leow when they call you fat and or fugly in the boat. being the dumb guys that they are, they're just trying to piss you off so you'll have more agression while rowing S:
life is still extremely exhausting
but still fun [:

PLS BRING GATORADE SUZY!!!i realli needed it today cos i was DAMN dizzy during gym! blood sugar level too low! so i need gatorade!! even now im dizzy...i dunno whether i shud go skul tmr...

i dunno y but i was kinda high today... maybe cos of the run!! it was very refreshing !:D:D
N i need a gym partner that can count for me...i cant count! i dunno y...i jus keep losing count...i guess its cos all my mommy tells me is 'be grateful i didnt leave u in the dumpster'....:(
but i guess she cant teach me much either considering how 'smart' she is... haha!

i thought today's trng was manageable, not enuff to kill me...how did u all find it? was it no kick for all u fast runners? if yes PLS SAY! so that we can move forward!:) i tink next trng must get the fast runners to lead...n suzy no matter wad u say, u cant lead! if u die trying to catch up then GOOD!!n dont worry too much cos i'll be ard the same as u...so LETS IMPROVE TOGETHER!! rmb u dont wanna get owned by the juniors right... im ok if they r infront of me...i'll jus shout 'Why no one is encouraging or pushing the slower teammates??!!' so they wouldnt even dare to doubt wad im saying! hahaha...i have my plans all worked out...haha( ming ming: how's ur run?? long time nvr run with u already! make sure u train hard and dont get owned by the juniors k? n no, u cannot use my back up plan!)

btw...y no one else blogs?? its supposed to be a TEAM blog?? n jus a reminder to GAGAGAGA n JEAN MAN-NINIZER KOH: pls rmb that u r CANOEISTS n try to go down to macritchie to row ur k1 so that u wont be lagging behind... rowing k1 is damn fun...more fun than getting hit by the frickin ball in the face haha!

P.S i jus vacuumed my room!!! next on the list...MOP THE FLOOR!!! boring....MOMMY!! WHERE R U??

i seriously feel like puking... :( huitong

TO Elson: does ur arm still hurt? im sorry if i punched too hard but still...u n tim leow... it really wasnt funni n u guys definitely chose a VERY wrong time to play... Sorry again.

anyways, i jus wanted to say something bout dboat. I dont noe bout u guys but...i REALLY wanted to do well for the race. cos it was the last chance we had to prove ourselves...before Bill decides to replace us. i guess thats y i was soooo mad at tim n elson. cos it seemed as if they didnt give 2 hoots whether we got thrashed. it was jus bad timing. I REALLY want us to do well and i need this not only to prove to the skul that we r NOT worthless, but also to my family, OUR families that spending so much time in canoeing with my teammates is DEFINITELY WORTH IT because we can really achieve something! at least, now i noe that i have earned myself great friendships. yes...no matter how much i say i hate u, i relli dont mean it. u noe i love u all :)

I onli wish that things would jus happen the way we want it to, but alas, it doesnt and we HAVE to deal with it. so now,how do we deal with us not being good enuff to do ACJC CANOEING proud? I dont noe...will more trainings help? will that make EVERY1 want it? even if they r not in the boat? maybe, maybe we are really not good enough...then should we be so selfish and continue to stay inside the boat? or do we give up our places to our dear seniors who are waaaaaaay better than us and can do ACJC CANOEING proud? but then, would we be giving up too soon? I really dont know what to do. then again, its not in my power to do anything major other than train my ass off...so why am i here tinking so much?

p.s. mingming n gabby: Great washing ladies! u r now qualified housewives n can now do this forever!:)
mommy dearest: Great sweeper! proved that u r a REAL housewife! yay! take good care of me!! oh...i almost forgot! great stocktaker!:)
suzy: Great sweeper, bag n paddle mover! n i dunno wad else...
chunling: i dont noe what u were supposed to do...but thx for helping me:)
crystal: great screamer...n no, u cannot go ard telling ppl u cleaned the t shed urself cos mommy did something too.
me: BESTEST WATER BRINGER!! yay!!!:D:D:D:D:D more pats on the back for myself:D
the guys: BEST BOAT CARRIERS!! THX ALOT:D:D:D
the rest: SHAME ON U!

im reflective....Huitong

Good job everyone (:

The shed along with its contents is sparkling clean. Now, you can even sleep in it. Gabby volunteers herself! Haha.

Tong tong's (almost) futile attempt to be useful. Haha. Im kidding (: Okay, thank you for being our water bearer. You're so strong anyway, I'm sure it was like no kick.
And, goodness knows what chun ling's up to.

From here, it looks slighty odd. Haha. Just slightly.

Oh, and here's the bag that some people suggested/ wouldn't mind having in case you haven't seen it. Jean's got another suggestion to make though.

Eli posing (:

RACHEL

the water was awfully cold today
i'm the only one who loves huitong and i'm the only one she bullies
i cannot row in a high seat to save my frozen backside from the freezing water
i think i saw a crocodile today, then again it could have been a big terrapin
i found it relatively difficult to see through the fog today
i didn't know singapore fogged up
we were the first boats on the water today
there were only three of us
the ex-rj k1s now have unofficial names
rj07's known as t1
and the other white tiger's known as whitetrash
don't ask why we're so biased.
we're girls, we were born biased [:
fahmi bought breakfast for the guys and almost got raped by monkeys
haoli gave us chocolate biscuits because he felt so guilty for not telling fahmi to get breakfast for us
yunkuan cannot go straight for nuts
i capped trying to ride his multi-directional backwash
pakkee said the girls cap retardedly
i think that statement's unjustified since it's only me
and i'm only one girl (even though very few people agree with my claims that despite everything i am a girl)
and i only capped like a million times.
not that many what [:
i capped while sitting there and waiting
i capped while trying to launch off from the pontoon
i capped getting out of the boat
i capped trying to ride yunkuan's multi-directional backwash (to his benefit, he went multi-directional within the same lane)
life is unbelivably exhausting
but fun all the same [:

-suzanneseah

mommy, if u insist that u are right (all the time), then fine, u are! i'll give way to elderly...i have decided to be a filial girl. n YES i AM GRATEFUL that u DID NOT leave me in the dumpster...

Its been such a long time since i made fun of MING EN!! or laughed at crystal!! all u arts ppl must hang out with us ok??!!! miss u guys man...ANYWAYS,

cleaning shed tmr:(
i noe every1's complaining but im actually looking forward to it:) cos that means we FINALLY get to clean and arrange the sheds nicely and orderly and and and it wouldnt look so disgusting anymore!!!!:D maybe after this, we can even sleep inside!!:D will be quite cool to actually sleep with ur boat:)

peak season recovery:(/:)
ppl are ponning it!!!! thats very very bad!! these ppl are bad n disobedient kids...unlike me:) i havent ponned the lesson yet:D I think that the teachers hate us, canoeists now la!!! they noe our names so all u ponners...be careful:)

TOP STORY OF THE WEEK!!
these 2 stupid guys were in the void deck giving this other guy a MASSAGE. one of them was walking on top this guy's back like in those sleazy massage parlors and and and and and and K.S.L walked up to them n he did the broken wrist hand gesture and said' can u please dont do this? it looks so UNGLAM!' complete with the auntie tone!!!!!!OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!! 'UNGLAM' !!!!! hahahaha
After that, when we went to do our pull ups, he walked past n was like ' you are better than me:)' when he saw kai yan do her pull ups!!! how weird is that??? I never knew he could be nice... :) and and and and and and after that he actually bid me goodbye when he was leaving la!!! wow!!! I TOTALLY see him differently now!....but then again...i wonder if he was on crack! hahaha

kkk, i very tired already, i wanna sleep! gd nite:D

p.s. i finally understand integration!!!!

im high:D hui tong

Today was DAMN fun!!hmm, where shall i start???....

well, first, me, peiyi, chun ling and Rachel Wang went for chem peak season recovery, which JEAN MAN-NINIZER KOH ponned again for her polo training...-.- which is like everyday until the competition which is next week!....

I learnt something very important today at the chem lesson...its got nothing to do with chem...I learnt that i CANNOT, i repeat, ABSOULUTELY CANNOT be in the same class as RACHEL WANG because that little girl, who is supposed to be my mommy and tell me to concentrate during class, WAS BUSY COLOURING MY ARM WITH CORRECTION FLUID!!!! my arm hair became white la!!! n it felt disgusting!!!

then, i tried to retaliate by drawing her neck with GLUE STICK but, it wasnt very successful n i ended up having my arm hair all clumped up together because of the glue...IT WAS DAMN PAIN LA!! u all know how much arm hair i have right??!! and yet mommy went to do this to me... and that WAS NOT THE END!! after that, i wanted to eat multivits, so mommy took it out for us to eat and i guess it was kinda weird for the swimmers when they saw us eating multivits in the middle of the class which was quite random...but then, somehow i spilled water on myself, n i ended up with a wet ass... n they dropped 1 pill when passing to chun ling so me and rachel decided to draw on the multivit and mommy named it Mr. Multivit! haha

anyways, Mr mulitvits died soon after we left the skul when mommy literally PEELED OFF HIS SKIN and left him to die at the bus stop...everyone, 1 min of silence pls...

p.s. These events happened throughout the entire duration of the chem lesson... and peiyi and chun ling were good kids listening, so im sorry for my mommy's noise if it disturbed u guys in any way...AND WE WERE SITTING IN THE FIRST ROW!

elson and suzanne were supposed to be there...but WHERE WERE THEY??? was suzy cheating on jojo and gagagaga with elny???

After the chem lesson, something got into us and we all decided to stay back to study for tmr's test which rachel was sooooooo happy bout cos she didnt have to take it till thurs...-.-

so we tried to study for a while until we decided we were damn hungry and stupidly went to buy the EXTREMELY OILY papadum...eeww..and so we wasted some time there...but after that, we studied abit...until RACHEL WANG started laughing NON STOP like nobody's business! walau...let me describe her laughter...its like a small kid laughing, not very loud and with each breath, she can giggle for bout 5 secs BUT THE ENTIRE LAUGHTER CAN LAST UP TO 5MINS!!!...me and chun ling were jus sitting there listening to her laugh to herself la...-.-

Then jean and gabby came to join us for a while after their trng and rachel wang being the HORRIBLE kid that she is, decided to steal jean's wallet, and we all noe how MUCH money she has in there...Jean was SOOOOOOOOOOO worried la!!!!!!! evil mommy......we were doing well trying to deny that we had it until rachel wang(again) cannot hold her laughter and started laughing to herself and jean knew immediately that she had the wallet. rachel is a SUCKER! i tink jean was so pissed that she left so quickly and forgot to take her collegiate...and now its with chun ling. how it got to chun ling, is another LONG story...

So we were back studying until jolyn came over and we all decided to check out the left over food that dunno-who decided to give us and WARNING: do NOT share food with Chun ling...she puts her germs and saliva all over the place and she doesnt care!!! she bit onto this piece of bread and then DIPPED IT INTO THE ORIGINAL CONTAINER OF STEW!!!! meaning, everyone who ate the stew after that would have eaten her saliva and germs!!! that was GROSS!!!!! then jolyn and jeremy saw that chun ling was quite greedy, decided to dig the huge plate of noodles for prawns for chunling! it was horrible...n guess wad chun ling said! 'hey, do they serve food everyday? if yes, then i ask my parents dont cook my portion!' hahaha n this set off another 15 mins of rachel laughing-.- SHE CANNOT STOP!! so they played with the slabs of meat and the disgusting stew, thx to chun ling and we wasted time again...

instead of studying, me and chun ling decided to record rachel's laughter but instead recorded her saying something like ' STUDY LA! ......' n it was fierce... so she was unhappy and tried to delete it from chun ling's phone but then it was sent to me n i STUPIDLY deleted the ting unknowingly...ok...no more playing! studied for a few more minutes and we decided to leave! yay! until mommy insisted that i bring back jean's collegiate, even though they would see each other the next day!!!! so we fought all the way and because chun ling wanted to leave early, she volunteered to bring the collegiate back..thx chun ling!!:D

Ok...so maybe i learnt another lesson today, dont make rachel laugh, or u will regret it!!...OK, NOW TIME TO STUDY CHEM!!!!

u dont hate me la! huitong:D

MOMMY!!
Pls stop saying im adopted!! :'(
I feel so unloved when u say that...

ANYWAY, emo time is over...
I feel SOOOO weird not having to prepare stuff for training everyday...I MISS TRAININGS!! n my lovable teammates! I row for y'all!!

NCC was horrible for me... :'( i did WAAAAY below my expectations...i capped in all my events:'( i feel so sucky now...Im sorry amanda! i know u were unhappy bout it...I expected myself to do better as well...but i guess it just wasnt my day. IM REALLY SORRY GUYS!

But...congrats to the rest!! for completing ur races and IMPROVING A HELL LOT!! *cough* *gab n suz*

I tink the K2s rock :D but...kudos to the k1 rowers as well!!! esp mingmingming, peiyi n MOMMY:D

On a even lighter note...I CAN FRICKIN ROW A C1!!!! YAY!!! thx jing han for lending us ur boat n paddles:)
im sure we gurls own ALOT of guys who tried to row Cs before. N i thought it was impossible to balance in it but i guess all we had to do was JUST WHACK!n i dont mean whack the boat...If onli there were c events for girls...I Wud go for it!!mommy also can row:D

1 more thing!!!
Our favorite Jean Man-ninizer Koh is on the prowl for guys!!! AGAIN!!! n here i was, tinking that she was all innocent and stuff but last weekend at macritchie showed me jean's true colours! A TRUE BLUE MAN-NINIZER! now SOOOOOOOOO many different guys wanna know jean! N JEAN MAN-NINIZER KOH! STOP TRYING TO MAN-NINIZE WITH MY ALLY'S EYE CANDY!!! u love to steal her MEN...hahaha.Now her territory is sooooo huge.haha

i bet she and gabby are joining water polo so that they can expand their circle and tackle the water polo guys! haha :D OHOHOH!! n i went to watch their training today with peiyi rachel (ya ya papaya! haha) and watching the 2 of them was SOOOOOO damn funni!!! wearing that funni ting on the head and stuff!! haha

too bad for all u guys that werent there today! go watch them at their next training!! n seriously, who REALLY wants to join water polo? LINGLING!! u said u would join ryt? KEEP UR PROMISES!!so that mommy will also have to join!! hahaha

anyways, the bio peak season recovery program today was HORRID!!! there were only 3 persons there!! me, rachel and some other j1 guy that i dunno the name of...sorry...too many canoeing guys la...
the teacher was FURIOUS la!!! first, for me n rachel were 15 mins late for the thing n 2nd, for soooo many ppl not turning up! WARNING: Mdm Tham has our names and she KNOWS that we are canoeists!!!so get a good excuse!

Time to MUG!! im sooo far behind! and mommy and suzie, rest well! and get well soon!! eat ur multivits MOMMY!! see u tmr:D

I noe im cute :D. Hui Tong :D

NCC was lovely. even if NJ thinks we're a joke S:
Cs are lovely. even if most of us spent half the time bonding underwater with sand in our underwear.or maybe that was just me S:
AND GABRINA we did good! [: even though we had to get rescued by a banana boat in the middle of nowhere during warmups.
20 more seconds off and we'll make it to finals! [:
slum's started.i swear i just heard gabrina scream for joy S:
and jean that manwhore's working her way through every single guys team in singapore. HAHAHA
we love her anyway [:
oh yes. amanda says
raptor: rachel & huitong
blue top: mingen, rachel & huitong
"it's progressive girls" [:

bill had a pretty long talk with us yesterday. it would've been pretty enjoyable if not for the fact most of the girls almost got urinary tract infections from holding all that pee in. it's amazing how guys hold their pee for so long. it was almost bearable for the first hour or so. then it got intolerable.anyway, bill talked about our beliefs. apparently we don't know what we're rowing for. i was tempted to say 'my partner', because the only reason why i put the paddle in and pull is so she has an easier life and pulls slightly lighter water. and when you see someone in front of you pulling her arse off, and injuring her wrist in the process, you get this determination to pull like you've never pulled before.and that fareed, being the happy little boy he is, said 'i row for the one i love', which bill happily intepreted as 'rowing for love'. that kinda made sense. i mean you love your partner, you love your teammates, you love your school. you want to make them the happiest they can be, by putting your blade in, and pulling with all your might, because you know it'll make them smile, and they'll feel your joy, because the bond between you and them, it's so strong that they feel what you feel, cry when you cry, rejoice when you do, and i believe i've made my point.maybe for girls it's a little easier to feel the love, afterall we're girls. bonding's what we do. we bitch, we talk, we gossip.we have no qualms about sharing personal stuff and feelings with other females, it's like talking about our feelings's some genetic characteristic we all have. it was at the end of the "beliefs" whereby the girls decided they truly believed that they could no longer hold their pee and asked bill for a break. and then bill went on to talk about other stuff, like the coaches, and our equipment. bottom line was basically that we're not good enough to use the better boats and that we have to train our arses off to get into them (which really sounds quite fun by the way). and bill just had to end training on a relatively painful note. he came up with rules.
1) failure to care for equipment: 100 inclined pull ups
2) collision of boats: 5 sets
3) stopping before finishing line: amanda has yet to tell us what to do [:
4) stopping when turning: ditto
note: all punishments will be increased with each violation of any rule
life sounds incredibly painful. starting from the fact that we now owe amanda 100 inclined pull ups. but then again, who's complaining [: pain is <3
we've all got canoe-ism in our blood.we actually enjoy pull ups.and rowing. it's getting interesting. it actually matters to us how well we do, how fast we are.canoeing's no longer a chore. true, the 7am trainings are still a pain in the arse, but the trainings are more than worth the lack of sleep. so much so that we're starting to fear for our poor nelgected books. i personally found it quite difficult to understand what bill was trying to say when he came up with our um reason to paddle. i think it's quite amazing that he managed to encapsulate all our feelings in a few words. NCC was horrendous today. except for the people (jean & crystal) who felt pretty damn good during and after their races (k2,1000).cliched as it might sound, may tomorrow be a better day [:

'm not particularly good at blogging down events. and since none of us (except maybe rachel wang who records down stuff in her training log on a regular basis) write in our training log book this can be our training log book! um blog S: anyway. since i really am quite a failure at relating events, i shall simply blog about the cookie monster. see, the senior girls being the wonderful people that they are baked us this huge container of subway like cookies, and passed these cookies to jean (who was by the way supposed to guard them with her life). jean however being the ditzy maneater (that we all love [:) allowed our lovely gigantanormous container of cookies to get stolen! we/she searched in vain for our lovely big container of cookies.but they were nowhere to be found. and jean told us with her most solemn expression that someone stole them.and then today!the lovely container of cookies (now reduced to a handful of crumbs) appeared miraculously next to huitong. the look on jean's face was bloody classic almost comparable to the look on huitong's face when jean pointed at her. HAHAHA
who says girls can't be full of shit [:
did i mention? there's some random meeting tomorrow in lt6 at 1700!don't be late (i think the guys'll give us hell about being un-punctual girls!) ptmf! [:
end of year target: OWN THE GUYS [: